Blog   My Semi-annual 3 Day MLM Bully Pulpit ~ Rant #3


The first of 3 rants……the next 2 will be a lot louder and shorter…… reverse order, let’s start with #3

Success Coach and respected networker, Kathy Zimmer told me to go for it.

What you ask?

A rant, a good old fashion bully pulpit release.  I need it, she knew it.  Great coach that gal.

I used to get mad at the tool peddlers, fleecing the inexperienced, fearful and hopeful MLMers that didn’t know what to do.

Really mad.   Why?

People making money on MLMers instead of ‘in’ MLM…..with promises of ‘automated systems’ and ‘secrets’

And I mean lots and lots of money for junk, personal coaching at – get this $400 bucks an hour.

One of them actually has the gall to wrap themselves in Jesus Christ to play with your emotions.

Good friend Tom ‘Big Al’ Schrieter helped me that, then challenged me.

He told me and The Fabulous Davene, my lovely bride, that we can’t stop people from hurting themselves, especially the ones that lack common sense.   That was the help part.

He then, in his very adroit way, suggested we’d had a lot of success and could, perhaps offer an alternative.

We did, posting lot’s of free networking skills and leadership tips that work.

So what’s my problem?

Common sense.


Twain said, “Common sense isn’t so common.”

He’s right.

Need proof?

Next few times you’re in a restruant’s public restroom check for the sign that says, “Employees must was hands before returning to work.”

Ever notice it before?

Only People Washing Their Hands See This

It’s above the sink, below the mirror.  Anyone who sees it is ALREADY washing their hands.

It needs to be on the door going out AND in the line of vision [for men and women], while they are reliving themselves.  It ain’t in 99 cases out of 100.

Common sense?  With food handlers?  25 years in that biz taught me a lot………including the signs current location is totally deviod of common sense.

Us networkers are a passionate but often irrational group.

And sometimes, occasionally, in our haste, we let go of our common sense.

This sets up today’s rant.

All these morons on-line telling you 95% don’t make it in MLM and do their ‘high ticket’ item instead, boasting a higher success rate, [implied, of course], are liars.

I’ve been approached lot’s of times and that is cool, but I am not OK with the yarn they are spinning.

Let me break it down for you…..not to burying these folks, they are just repeating what they are told……but to help all of us think common sense first.

Most businesses fail.  It’s part of succeeding.  What I find tremendously interesting is that in over 200 emails I got over the last 2 years pitching me on MLM not working, 95% fail, what your upline won’t tell you, 7 dirty little secrets about MLM etc……not 1……I repeat, NOT 1 would offer me any proof.   Yellow Flag.

And what about Mary Jones…..who is making $400 a month over the cost of her product, loves the product and is home with her kids?  Is she ‘failing’ to make great money?  Seems no one wants to talk about that either.

They Pretend They Understand Your Problems But Old Fashion Lying WIth Numbers and Your Wallet

These vipers peddle $2000, $7000, $12,000 entry fees, claiming the solution to MLM failure.   That is OK except our investigation shows all the materials offered for that money can be had for free or a minute fraction of the cost.  How do they do it?  They leverage impatience, fear, inexperience and …..they lie.   Lie about the 95% failing in MLM while refusing not only to substantiate that ……but also refusing to show the success rate of those who they enroll.   Now we move from yellow flag to red flag.  If you way is better, show me.  Nope.  Why not?   Bullshit follows meaning obviously their success rate of enrollees is much lower than 5%

Look, I’m not opposed to ‘big-ticket’ items……I sold mulit-million dollar deals when I was in direct sales.   And I can tell you this, you’ve got to be great, have great skills to do that, sell big ticket items honestly.

So here are some real numbers.

Most businesses, according to the United States Department of Commerce, fail.  How many? 67% within 3 years.

The SBA points out over 90% fail and while franchising boasts a higher success rate, it’s not anywhere as good as the industry, [franshisors], want you to believe it is.


MLM?   The beauty of MLM is no one has to ever lose a dime.

The home-based business tax advantage automatically puts people in a positive cash flow, from day 1.

Success or failure as a highly profitable business is not really the point of sound business decisions.  It is the risk-to-reward-ratio.

No where is it better than MLM which puts big time business success is a completely different light.

No risk!!

No money pressure……no advertising cost, no inventory, no state or city fees, lawyers…..none of that crap to meet month in and out.

Don't Let Other's Egos and Failures Become The Way You Make Decisions

It is great because it is a stress free financially risk with a huge upside…..and all the pressure is where it should be, on you…..on me.

Control and zero risk?  Are you kidding me.

Help your people what they really have a hold of here folks and fine tune their common sense a little when people tell them MLM does not work.

A lot of Think and Grow Rich [free copy, no sales page, do it!  Just click on the book….we love giving stuff away], dedication to a couple of simple networking and leadership skills and some consistent work……along with common sense is really a small price to pay to alter the financial destiny of yourself and your tribe.

So my beef?  Most businesses fail, so did I, more than once.  But we learn, grow, and finally figure out the stuff in Think and Grow Rich is true, not the negative selling going on.  It’s common sense……who do you want to choose to believe?  Hill, Stone, Edision, Wrigley, Ford, and 10s of 1000s of others……or some faceless, not willing to provide proof guy or gal “claiming” 95% fail…..while selling about $300 bucks of reference material for $7000 bucks?


mark januszewski

world’s laziest networker

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